February 2012
My bum is numb.
All my love, Emma.
Emma keeps playing with them.
My nipples are hard.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a girlfriend
Yeah? Really going to ask me for $5 at 7:30 in the morning? Because I definitely don’t appreciate the book. Because I definitely didn’t tell you I would pay you as soon as I had the money, which is any day whenever I can sell my things to pay you back. You definitely don’t have a job as it is, and almost a second job.
Fuck.
My morning went from FOB, to Rage Against the...
I could just kill a man…
How long does it normally take for a pot of coffee...
Like 15 minutes?
It’s like an average sized pot I would say.
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It's fucking 7am.
Stop fucking stomping around and slamming shit just because you decided not to go to bed when you got home from work and now you’re up with the kids.
I’m going to fucking break that coffee pot over your face when it’s full…
big floppy weiners
I listen to Fall Out Boy sometimes in my spare times.
What’s the point of having a spare room in your house. Just have a room mate. Or something. I wouldn’t just want an empty room in my house no thanks. It’s like a gathering room for fucking ghosts to plot against me.
tr4nsit asked: get off the rag homo
I need more soda. That's what I need.
I don't need to sleep.
I just need to watch more LOST. Maybe a banana or something. A shower.
Watchvagino:
hourofrats:
lucipherous:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Wow. You know absolutely nothing. About anything. Ever.
Oh my fucking god is that a legitimate accent?
^ Believe it or not there are so many girls who really speak like that.
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe...
All the episodes of LOST that I've watched...
Have freaked me out almost as bad, if not worse, than the time I first watched the Marble Hornets series in the middle of the night by myself when I was living in my uncles basement and had a window that was at ground level. It was fucked up. After watching that I would use large pieces of cardboard as a blind from the outside. All hours of the day and night. LOST just makes me want to carry a gun...
WHY WHY DOES THERESA FALL UP THE STAIRS WHY IS...
What the fuck someone talk to me right now what...
LOST is so fucked up talk to me please what the fuck freaking out freaking out freaking outtttttttt
LOST is getting so fucked up.
Paranoid about everything ever for the rest of my life.
About to grab my bat and bb gun and put a machete in my backpack and go for a walk around the perimeter of my house for the rest of the night fuck, man.
Weird fucking noises.
LOST is freaking me out, at this point. I had to turn my light on about 15 minutes ago.
Now I’m hearing weird noises from the garage.
Before the light thing, when I first started watching it, I was just hearing weird creaking sounds as I walked through the house.
What is happening to me.
I’m going to be killed.
Nothing bothers me more,
Than when someone turns their back on me. If we are joking around, or in an argument, don’t ever turn your back on me. It’s one of the only things I take seriously, and it’s like a slap in the face. But it’s worse. I would rather have you actually slap me in the face, or even punch me in the face if I deserve it, than turn away from me and ignore me. No matter the situation...
And no one is awake, so I’ll probably just watch more LOST and go insane. Alright cool.
This one time, Tina was watching The Big Bang...
And it was on for what seemed like 7 episodes straight, and now I can’t stand that show at all.
It’s a good show, I just saw way too much of it like my first time ever seeing it.
The fuck breh. Shit is fucked up. I don’t know if I can watch another episode tonight. It’s just weird as hell.
Besides that I keep seeing shit out of the corner of my eye right outside my doorway. Like figures and shit moving around. And I keep hearing things.
Freaky deeky. I don’t know what to do with myself.
Ohmm…..
Watching LOST is weird without you.
Ashleigh come watch LOST.
And pick up Emma on your way over.
Alright sounds good.
And then Charlie throws up in a copy machine.
Oh. Alright Charlie. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ADDICTED TO HEROIN.
But no really. Shit’s getting real. I need to stock up on more drink and take a pee.
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mmontezuma replied to your post: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
Lost is the greatest.
I’m hooked on it now. It’s insane.
allmyfriendsareinbarbandsx:
but really, fuck sleeping alone
I hate when people say "I'm not trying to start...
You might as well just be saying “Lol I’m not trying to start anything but I’m going to tell you something that otherwise you probably would never hear about unless you saw it yourself but I just figured I would inform you of said thing that you wouldn’t hear about if I never told you lol”
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
And then fucking Claire just comes out fo fucking nowhere like waddup not even fucking pregnant anymore I’ve just been trapped int he fucking jungle for a week and gave birth lol yolo and this fucking dog and the polar bear and the fucking what
I’m hooked. It’s like meth. I think the combination of meth and LOST is a combination no one else should ever combine my life is over.
This show only gets more and more messed up as it goes on.
Holy shit.
I’m literally going to be up all night watching LOST. I don’t even care. Emma has done this to me.
It’s all her fault…
OH MY GOD. LOST IS ON NETFLIX.
Goodbye life.
Hello island of mystery.
I’m going to die at my computer…..
Ashleigh Parella
mmontezuma:
ilikesmokingcrystalmeth:
Is one of the only people that is still involved in my life on a pretty day to day basis. She’s one of the best, and will probably always be my best friend.
I miss her so much.
Ashleigh come home, now. Not even when you’re planning to. Right now.
Okay. <3
I’ll hop on the next plane out.
Best friends fa life. I love you.
Sounds good! I love you...
Ashleigh Parella
Is one of the only people that is still involved in my life on a pretty day to day basis. She’s one of the best, and will probably always be my best friend.
I miss her so much.
Ashleigh come home, now. Not even when you’re planning to. Right now.
Okay. <3
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tr4nsit replied to your post: tr4nsit replied to your post: tr4nsit replied to…
white people man
Seriously. I can hardly ever eat eggs anymore. That’s how many we have like every day. Plus there’s a basket with the ones that were just taken down today, I forgot to put that on my list.
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tr4nsit replied to your post: tr4nsit replied to your post: The contents of my…
We have big foot in the backyard, and we get over a dozen cups of bullshit a day
No really, we have 10 chickens. How the fuck do you expect the only 2 people in the house that eggs(me and my step-fuckhead father), to eat 12 eggs a day?
I don’t really want to go take a picture…
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tr4nsit replied to your post: The contents of my fridge from my memory.
10 cartons of eggs my ass
No I’m serious. We actually have chickens in the backyard, and we get over a dozen eggs a day.
The contents of my fridge from my memory.
homosex:
ilikesmokingcrystalmeth:
10 cartons of eggs
1 gallon of milk
1 pound of bologna
1 pound of provolone cheese
1 pound of American cheese
Shredded cheese
Yogurt
Uncooked chicken breast
Uncooked hamburg
4 sticks of butter
2 containers of margarine spread
2 loafs of white bread
1 package of plain mini bagels
1 green pepper
ketchup
mustard
relish
pickles
Miracle Whip
...
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The contents of my fridge from my memory.
10 cartons of eggs
1 gallon of milk
1 pound of bologna
1 pound of provolone cheese
1 pound of American cheese
Shredded cheese
Yogurt
Uncooked chicken breast
Uncooked hamburg
4 sticks of butter
2 containers of margarine spread
2 loafs of white bread
1 package of plain mini bagels
1 green pepper
ketchup
mustard
relish
pickles
Miracle Whip
mayonnaise
1 gallon of raspberry iced...
homosex:
ilikesmokingcrystalmeth:
homosex:
My little brother is hanging out with a girl right now. OoOOOoOOOOoooOoooooOOOOO
Run in the room acting like something really bad is happening and yell “*whateveryourbrothersnameis* YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR PILLS AND CHANGE YOUR DIAPER DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?! YOU NEED TO DO THAT IT WON’T BE LONG UNTIL THAT HAPPENS AGAIN IF YOU...
homosex:
My little brother is hanging out with a girl right now. OoOOOoOOOOoooOoooooOOOOO
Run in the room acting like something really bad is happening and yell “*whateveryourbrothersnameis* YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR PILLS AND CHANGE YOUR DIAPER DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?! YOU NEED TO DO THAT IT WON’T BE LONG UNTIL THAT HAPPENS AGAIN IF YOU DON’T AND I...
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my cat jst ding dong ditched me two times in a...
coathanger-abortion:
she scratched at my door so i got up to let her in. i opened the door and she ran away. like actually ran.
twice.
What a pussy.
Giving up crystal meth for lent, wish me luck.
Never fuck that I love getting high off this shit it’s only going to make lent funner while I try and give up like apple sauce or something I don’t know
Alright bye.